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they-call-me-mithrandir:

Someone should add: are they young enough to have a legitimate reason to not know the difference between your and you’re. 

they-call-me-mithrandir:

Someone should add: are they young enough to have a legitimate reason to not know the difference between your and you’re. 

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Societal expectations of sex don’t make any sense

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

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#sex  #mm sex 


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#please.  #sex 


how to give an awful handjob

listinthings:

  • be unaware of where the penis is
  • scream into the penis
  • use the back of your hand
  • slap the penis and call it “buddy”
  • condescend to the penis
  • set your hand on fire
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thehippiejew:

roses are red

violets are blue

yes my pants are off

and yours should be too

consensually

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#sex  #candeh 


et-in-arkadia:

classics slash

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kingofsaigone:

sirshon:

madstick:

thearcticmuser:

IT’S BACK OH MY GOD

I’M FUCKING CRYING

THE FUCKING TAMBOURINE ONE THOUGH

Am I the only one who just wants to see the original videos?

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#sex  #pr0n 


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#sex  #condoms  #lulz 


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